Bamcaprulljamarf Rotbesspark Yarlstanfig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient naga.

Bamcaprulljamarf Rotbesspark Yarlstanfig created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamcaprulljamarf Rotbesspark Yarlstanfig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bamcaprulljamarf Rotbesspark Yarlstanfig, it will manifest in front of you.

Bamcaprulljamarf Rotbesspark Yarlstanfig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bamcaprulljamarf Rotbesspark Yarlstanfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not take Bamcaprulljamarf Rotbesspark Yarlstanfig's name in vain.

5. Never wear purple scarves.