Bastgeptad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciless aardvark.

Bastgeptad created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastgeptad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bastgeptad, he will turn you into a duck.

Bastgeptad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bastgeptad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Bastgeptad loves dolphins, so they must be respected.