Wantimdub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective snake.

Wantimdub created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wantimdub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wantimdub, he will not care.

Wantimdub's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Wantimdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Wantimdub loves mice, so they must be honoured.