Funponbud is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able pig.

Funponbud created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Funponbud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Funponbud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Funponbud's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Funponbud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the west.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.