Himzogzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet newt.

Himzogzed created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Himzogzed, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himzogzed, he will strike you with lightening.

Himzogzed's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Himzogzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never feed peanuts to tortoises while wearing indigo kilts.