Ligwigtettigodcanmigruldub is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving otter.

Ligwigtettigodcanmigruldub created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligwigtettigodcanmigruldub, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ligwigtettigodcanmigruldub, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ligwigtettigodcanmigruldub's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ligwigtettigodcanmigruldub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Worship no other gods but Ligwigtettigodcanmigruldub.