Tonbemmum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical bat.

Tonbemmum created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbemmum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tonbemmum, it will turn you into a tree.

Tonbemmum's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tonbemmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never talk about nebulae.