Tenpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring bat.

Tenpod created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tenpod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tenpod, she will come to you in dreams.

Tenpod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tenpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from red squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Always help badgers.