Cusswathub Bopgofciss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud cow.

Cusswathub Bopgofciss created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusswathub Bopgofciss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusswathub Bopgofciss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cusswathub Bopgofciss' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cusswathub Bopgofciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.