Daddutpop is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, witless whale.

Daddutpop created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daddutpop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Daddutpop, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Daddutpop's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Daddutpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear cyan skirts.

4. Worship no other gods but Daddutpop.

5. Do not take Daddutpop's name in vain.