Danjadtun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid hummingbird.

Danjadtun created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danjadtun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Danjadtun, he will strike you with lightening.

Danjadtun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Danjadtun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Danjadtun.

5. Put Danjadtun first in all things.