Zim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, happy gnu.

Zim created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zim, it will turn you into a rock.

Zim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Zim loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look after injured turtles.