Wan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating fly.

Wan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Wan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Never run in the presence of shrews.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about mites.