Wan is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating
fly.
Wan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wan, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Wan, it will be mildly annoyed.
Wan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Wan's Holy Commandments1. Never eat turnips.
2. Never run in the presence of shrews.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never talk about mites.