Yatominvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited capybara.

Yatominvonk created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatominvonk, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yatominvonk, he will curse you with boils.

Yatominvonk's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yatominvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Yatominvonk.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not shave your arms.