Botwat is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, benevolent
tapir.
Botwat created silver eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Botwat, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Botwat, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Botwat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Botwat's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat lemons.
2. Hide if five gulls approach from the south.
3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never talk about cell theory.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.