Kendamgess is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish swallow.

Kendamgess created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kendamgess, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kendamgess, it will turn you into a plant.

Kendamgess' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kendamgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.