Gofligcat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, tranquil human.

Gofligcat created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gofligcat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gofligcat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gofligcat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gofligcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must pray to Gofligcat three times a day.

5. Never look at comets.