Gofligcat is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, tranquil
human.
Gofligcat created Mount Everest seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gofligcat, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Gofligcat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Gofligcat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Gofligcat's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. You must pray to Gofligcat three times a day.
5. Never look at comets.