Migcetgov is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking warg.

Migcetgov created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migcetgov, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Migcetgov, he will jump up and down on your head.

Migcetgov's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Migcetgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Migcetgov eight times a day.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Do not wear black clothing.
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