Vencannulfum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent wasp.

Vencannulfum created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vencannulfum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vencannulfum, it will turn you into a plant.

Vencannulfum's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vencannulfum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Never think about stars.