Padkonsis Jad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental meerkat.

Padkonsis Jad created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padkonsis Jad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Padkonsis Jad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Padkonsis Jad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Padkonsis Jad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Padkonsis Jad.

4. Erect five silver sculptures of Padkonsis Jad on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.