Rapbagfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured octopus.

Rapbagfet created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapbagfet, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapbagfet, it will not care.

Rapbagfet's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rapbagfet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never laugh in the presence of mice.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never wear gray skirts.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.
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