Bumbemdunnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, egotistical bee.

Bumbemdunnib created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbemdunnib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bumbemdunnib, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bumbemdunnib's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bumbemdunnib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumbemdunnib.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.
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