Kababcut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented naga.

Kababcut created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kababcut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kababcut, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kababcut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kababcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Kababcut on top of all buildings.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Do not listen to music.