Dutjabdut Barnbugtail is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless dog.

Dutjabdut Barnbugtail created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutjabdut Barnbugtail, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dutjabdut Barnbugtail, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dutjabdut Barnbugtail's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dutjabdut Barnbugtail's Holy Commandments

1. Dutjabdut Barnbugtail loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.
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