Rulfenrak is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring capybara.

Rulfenrak created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Rulfenrak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rulfenrak, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rulfenrak's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rulfenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.