Ladgesshincin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud raven.

Ladgesshincin created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladgesshincin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladgesshincin, he will turn you into a duck.

Ladgesshincin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ladgesshincin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the west.

5. Never paint your neck orange.