Pomfenfum is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic
rhinoceros.
Pomfenfum created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pomfenfum, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Pomfenfum, it will turn you into a slug.
Pomfenfum's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Pomfenfum's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never talk about asteroids.
3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pomfenfum on top of all buildings.
4. Fast once a month.
5. You must love Pomfenfum.