Stigpantamsabbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered faun.

Stigpantamsabbug created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Stigpantamsabbug, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigpantamsabbug, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stigpantamsabbug's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stigpantamsabbug's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry whales.