Gunhencib Ontarptetti is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful toad.

Gunhencib Ontarptetti created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunhencib Ontarptetti, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gunhencib Ontarptetti, it will ignore you.

Gunhencib Ontarptetti's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gunhencib Ontarptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never eat tomatoes.