Larpvegvol is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humane finch.

Larpvegvol created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larpvegvol, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larpvegvol, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Larpvegvol's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Larpvegvol's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not chop down trees.