Jigmidcat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable mole.

Jigmidcat created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigmidcat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jigmidcat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jigmidcat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jigmidcat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigmidcat.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.