Mabbogjan is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish
wyvern.
Mabbogjan created a photon nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabbogjan, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Mabbogjan, he will manifest in front of you.
Mabbogjan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Mabbogjan's Holy Commandments1. Always help snails in need.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never hurt capybaras.