Mabdidzog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable swallow.

Mabdidzog created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdidzog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mabdidzog, it will turn you into a duck.

Mabdidzog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mabdidzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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