Dadsogkom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, weak beaver.

Dadsogkom created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadsogkom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dadsogkom, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dadsogkom's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dadsogkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dadsogkom.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.