Bellqueegort is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty narwhal.

Bellqueegort created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellqueegort, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bellqueegort, it will manifest in front of you.

Bellqueegort's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bellqueegort's Holy Commandments

1. Bellqueegort loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bellqueegort.

5. Never talk about asteroids.
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