Himbepzak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic wyrm.

Himbepzak created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himbepzak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Himbepzak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Himbepzak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Himbepzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Himbepzak on top of all buildings.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never bounce near swans.