Nanceblop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic snail.

Nanceblop created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nanceblop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nanceblop, he will be very unhappy.

Nanceblop's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nanceblop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nanceblop on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about fire.