Nan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful squid.

Nan created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if nine rats approach from the west.

4. Put Nan first in all things.

5. Do not listen to music.