Ruttbodstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish hedgehog.

Ruttbodstrag created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbodstrag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ruttbodstrag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ruttbodstrag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ruttbodstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never jump near goats.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Ruttbodstrag first in all things.