Migjoptamhig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless zebra.

Migjoptamhig created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migjoptamhig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Migjoptamhig, she will turn you into a worm.

Migjoptamhig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Migjoptamhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.
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