Mitnarkam Fedmabhatfatnigruldutrull Pasbumdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane raven.

Mitnarkam Fedmabhatfatnigruldutrull Pasbumdiss created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Mitnarkam Fedmabhatfatnigruldutrull Pasbumdiss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitnarkam Fedmabhatfatnigruldutrull Pasbumdiss, it will turn you into a dog.

Mitnarkam Fedmabhatfatnigruldutrull Pasbumdiss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Mitnarkam Fedmabhatfatnigruldutrull Pasbumdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Run away if five birds approach from the south.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always obey Mitnarkam Fedmabhatfatnigruldutrull Pasbumdiss' priests.