Sisorttip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent skunk.

Sisorttip created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisorttip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sisorttip, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sisorttip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sisorttip's Holy Commandments

1. Sisorttip loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisorttip.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the west.