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He takes the form of an enormous, witless toad.

Wegfobcam created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfobcam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wegfobcam, he will turn you into a mouse.

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Wegfobcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never paint your feet violet.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.