Loopgubpag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever tapir.

Loopgubpag created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopgubpag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Loopgubpag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Loopgubpag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Loopgubpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must never eat corn.