Teenfenfotpaksitxuctetti is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate alligator.

Teenfenfotpaksitxuctetti created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenfenfotpaksitxuctetti, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Teenfenfotpaksitxuctetti, it will send you a sign.

Teenfenfotpaksitxuctetti's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Teenfenfotpaksitxuctetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Put Teenfenfotpaksitxuctetti first in all things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Teenfenfotpaksitxuctetti's name in vain.