Hogmobyim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awesome fish.

Hogmobyim created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogmobyim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hogmobyim, it will curse you with boils.

Hogmobyim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hogmobyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Retreat if four turtles approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.