Lagsasbodlit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage wolf.

Lagsasbodlit created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagsasbodlit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagsasbodlit, it will make you grow a tail.

Lagsasbodlit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lagsasbodlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Put Lagsasbodlit first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must love Lagsasbodlit.

5. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.