Badtagdab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, kind coyote.

Badtagdab created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badtagdab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badtagdab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Badtagdab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Badtagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Hide if four porpoises approach from the east.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Badtagdab loves sharks, so they must be respected.