Quimgignur is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing dove.

Quimgignur created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quimgignur, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quimgignur, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Quimgignur's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Quimgignur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must love Quimgignur.