Stanbotgum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless coyote.

Stanbotgum created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Stanbotgum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stanbotgum, he will turn you into a snail.

Stanbotgum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stanbotgum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stanbotgum six times a day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not cook food in pots.